Sunday, January 08, 2017
Monday, December 19, 2016
"Mull", said I.
"What?", said she.
"Mull, not mule. You mull over your options, not mule over them."
"But I don't feel like changing my mind."
Sunday, June 12, 2016
Sunday, March 13, 2016
I've recently realized that sourdough bread is easier than I previously thougt. It's definitely cheaper and arguably better tasting than bread made with active dry yeast.
Sourdough Possibly healthier for humans
Egalitarian: the leavening is free
My favorite how-to video for making sourdough starter. It is SOOO easy!
Sullivan Street simple method
The simple Sullivan Street method is very compatible with sourdough because it is a slow rise bread.The only downside to sourdough is that it can take longer. I could debate if that is actually a downside, but I'll spare you.
Tuesday, December 08, 2015
Alternative to the theme of yesterday: music generation. Try it out at jukedeck.
Adele is in no danger of losing her job to this robot; the two tracks I generated were as soulless as you might expect. At the same time there's clearly something sophisticated at work here.
Sunday, December 06, 2015
Music, books, video games and movies are numerous and inexpensive. For these to be appreciated as gifts there are two options:
1. choose premium quality
2. curate a collection tailored to the recipient
Option two is exemplified by the mixtape.
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Yesterday we woke to a hazy orange sunrise.
Trees 200' away were tinted
The morning air at the kitchen door
Was thickly laden with the scent a campfire makes
From the Cougar Creek fire
75 miles East
Last night the half moon was the color of a ripe peach
Today we are running the hepa filter and staying inside
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Crawling past the patrolman
I glanced briefly where
I knew the wreck would be.
A truck, new, shiny with chrome
And royal blue
Looked strangely whole
To occupy the center of that grim circus.
No shattered glass
No fender rumpled
No trunk caved-in and crumpled.
But under the truck's front bumper
All so new and shiny with chrome
A two-wheeled vehicle
That didn't make it home.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Ok maybe it's just in my own mind...but after playing TF2 online with my boys I have been encouraged by 55zimfam55 who said I was becoming MLG pretty fast. That felt great because I always feel like a nub cake.
But while playing I noticed they also seem unimpressed by their own play though it far outstrips mine.
With each day I become more certain that most everyone feels like a nub cake, not just in gaming but in that arcane thing older folks refer to as "real life".
And I'm just as certain that the feeling is not justified...we are all pretty MLG...and could use more practice.
So yeah...I feel a little cooler today.
Friday, May 15, 2015
Friday, April 03, 2015
Sunday, August 17, 2014
One moment I was sitting in front of my computer with my bucket of pens a stapler, pencil sharpener and binoculars crowding around my mouse.
Then I lifted the cup to my nose and the sensation swept me to a tropical land where the first rays of morning sun delivered pitch, resins and floral perfumes from the jungle's edge to me on the most delicate morning dew and the slightest of breezes.
As I stood on the porch of my wood and thatch hut surveying the village and the surrounding jungle canopy lit by the honeyed morning sun, the villagers, as they passed by, looked at me with the fondness normally afforded to a beloved grandfather. I could only imagine that I must have served the village in some profoundly benevolent way in the recent past. Cured a dreaded disease, or saved the life of a revered villager.
Then I remembered the real reason they loved me. I had developed a means distilling the essence of grandmotherly love from the local coffee and freely shared the technique with them. They were so grateful they vowed to honor me always as a venerated village elder. And they were true to their word.
Yes...that is how good my coffee was this morning.