Saturday, October 28, 2006

Jamey's Invented Super Robot

Name: Blaster
Things he can do:
  1. Transform into a ship that can shoot
  2. He can blast pink stuff out of him
  3. He can Zap
  4. He can control
  5. He can shock to make things unlock
  6. He can shock so he can make robots hold still
  7. He can make people disappear with his zapper
  8. He can dig under the dirt and then kapow up
  9. He can zap things out of his eyes at you and KILL you!
  10. He can pick up stuff without using his hands. He just looks at them and wherever he looks the thing goes.
  11. He can break trees down.
  12. He can pick an Earth up. He would stand on a star while doing this.
  13. He could break anything. He could even break our stucco wall. He could break the whole planet into half.
  14. He can cut through with his cutters
  15. He can break a human into half
  16. He can make you have a bloody head
  17. He can go to the market and buy anything he wants! But he doesn't have any money. (chuckles) Markets let him have food without any money because he doesn't have an owner and robots can't buy. So they just give him it.
  18. He can touch a sun without even burning hisself; or hot lava.
  19. He can smush anything
  20. He could twist your head off.
  21. He can stab a really sharp thing into himself without even getting cut.
  22. And, he has guards. Flying ball guards that fly in the air and shoot.
  23. You can find him wherever you go! But sometimes you can't find him.
  24. He can do a perfect cast all the way to the market. Really far fishing cast, farther than the lake.
  25. He can turn colors into slime.

2 comments :

Lief said...

TOTALLY fandabulous Robot Jamey!
I don't want a bloody head if I could help it so I would give him stuff without any money for sure.

Anonymous said...

Wow!! You and I had better watch out for Jamey's Super Robot because when he gets to be a teenager we won't be able to get him to do anything unless he decides he wants to do it anyway.

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