I'm going to do one or more of the following:
- Take her out to dinner
- Take her out to dinner and invite family
- Take her out to dinner and invite family and friends
- Take her out on the town
- Make her dinner
- Make her lunch
- Make her breakfast
Other ideas are welcome.
Oh, and in case you feel like harrassing her about aging, feel free to leave comments her and I'll see that she reads them. :D
4 comments :
Oh MAN! You are getting old.
But, Ahhhhh, with grace and style. (Which means you can only insult me back with British English)
Happy Buuuthday Heidi.
My birthday advice? Ask Heidi what she wants to do, and then do that.
Happy Birthday Heidi! I was looking for some funny "old women" jokes to tease you with; this one fits the bill!
"Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five little old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing the speed limit exactly -- twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says quite proudly.
The state police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned sheepishly and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask...is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer says with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, Officer. We just got off Route 119." "
Heidi, you can't be one year older, because you were already "at the end of the numbers."
Thanks fore the birthday wishes. I feel so ummm.... old? :)
I had a wonderful day playing in the snow, making a snowman, and going out on the town in the evening. It is still snowing like mad today!!! What an unusual birthday!
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